This first novel from young British writer Gerry O'Brien is sure to please all Pratchett and wild fantasy fans. The Diamond is a psychopath. It wants to rule the world, and it's not messing about. It's a Diamond that means business, and there's only one man who can stop it. Just one man? But surely...there has to be...dream on. Down in London's infamous borough, the denizens are rushing to grab the Diamond first -- before someone else does. Can the Diamond be stopped? Can decency overcome greed? Will the fabric of time, space, and hospital corridors ever be the same again? Enquire within Cleaning Up.