This Book describes some of often Humorous Happenings at several medical Outpatient Labs just like the ones we have all been to at one time or another."Ouch that tourniquet is so tight, do you need it that tight? I am afraid my arm will turn Blue and fall off." I think to myself NO, I just put it extra tight because you were such a pain when you were checking in at the window. "Sorry Ma'am let me put it over your shirt so it will not hurt."A sample of one of many humorous exchanges you will enjoy between the author and some of her favorite patients at the Lab.Rebecca Osborn a Phlebotomist for over 28 years, has worked at outpatient labs in both Southern and Northern California. She is currently retired and living in Northern California.