Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break. His good friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get to enjoy Sex with a vampire. Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a college boy one heck of a time. Once youve been fanged and shagged by a Hollywood vampire, you will never return to unimaginative, commonplace sex again. But, oh, yes. Theres a little price to pay for the pleasure. You become UNDEAD as a result. Come step into the world of vampire sex. Theres nothing like sex with fangs in your jugular. It is all told in Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes.